20 surveyyg ntahpape

Anda kembali bersama saya pada minggu ini di ur spotless instinct are valid.
Ini merupakan contoh survey yang diajukan kepada saya oleh
seorang rakan.

Nah, amik jawapan untuk ko! Ko nak sangat jawapan bernas kan...
Ye? Encik S...

1.What have you been doing recently?
menjerit depan TV sebab Liverpool dah gol 3

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Tak payah. Kalau bateri dah sikit dia off la sdirik.

3.What happened at 10am today?
Aku skor hatrik lawan MU. Di alam mimpi.

4.When did you last cry?
Sewaktu aku dilahirkan..hahaha

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
Tak..aku caye qadha' ngan qadar jek.

6.What do you want in your life now?
Perompak bank yang berkelulusan PhD

7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
Berjalan je la dalam hujan, nampak macam hero filem sikit.

8.What’s your favourite thing to do on the bed?
Koyakkan bantal dan selimut.

9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
Seluar berlubang tiga.

10.What’s the nicest things in your inbox?
"Maaf, baki kredit anda tidak mencukupi untuk membuat panggilan."

11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?
Mengarutlah. Aku mane ade relationship.

12.What was the last movie you caught?
Geng. Alah, movie Upin Ipin tu...

13.What are you proud of?
Dilahirkan sempurna anggota badan, dalam agama Islam

14.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
Dah delete la. Oldest bermaksud paling lama. So, dah takde!

15.What was the last song you sang out loud?
Mama suka gado-gado~

16.Do you have any nicknames?
Takde....................................................kot

17.Are you currently happy?
Bagitau kau buatpe. Sukati la hepi ke tak. Hahaha

18.Who gives you the best advise?
Kakak. Imbauan terhadap peristiwa penghancuran Saga kuning~

19.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Gila hape. Baek aku makan roti canai.

20.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
Isteri aku. Hahahaha [bajet ade~]